A special 10 minute episode. Follow the clown, find the party. Don't tell

Shortly after Cassie returned from the clinic, she meets up with Michelle. There, Michelle offers Cassie a spliff, but she informs Michelle that she doesn't smoke any more because she no longer does anything that makes her hungry. Then, whilst Cassie and Michelle are walking, Michelle asks Cassie to do a favour

The Careers Advisor tries to find the key to unlock Chris, Jal and Sid's ideal job, with limited success

The episode opens with a screen that states that Ace and Lynton are attempting to get a DJ to play their music. It is written twice, once above in Ebonics and below in "proper" English. Ace and Lyton are having a conversation in some form of Ebonics with subtitles in "proper English"

Cassie walks up to another student and asks him for his top, explaining that it's not for her it's for a friend. Anwar bets Maxxie £5 that she won't get it, Maxxie takes up the bet. She eventually does

Initially, the careers adviser is working on her own application form. She calls Sid for help, but he isn't there. Anwar enters the careers office in a ninja costume

The gang without Chris are at a pub, where they discuss how much money they have raised to get Chris to go on the trip to Russia. Chris comes in a fish costume, Tony explains that he needs £700 to go to Russia, and since he had brought nothing to the funds that all they had was under £30. Chris explains that he needs to go because Angie will be there

Michelle and Jal are in a bar, drinking shots, whilst they are deciding which of their friends is like each of the animal models bought by Michelle's stepfather, Malcolm. Jal is the duck, and Michelle is a cat. They also decide that Anwar is the sausage dog, Sid is the frog, and Tony, is not one of the models, but actually ice - "Cold and Transparent"

Effy directly addresses the camera, talking of a girl, who for her whole life drank lemonade and became dependent upon it. Her parents appeased her, to the extent that they ignored her brother who was "a bit stupid". In order for her to rescue him from starvation, the girl drinks all the lemonade in her bowl, and farts that it propels her to escape

Cassie and her friend from the therapy centre discuss all the things she will miss, including Sid

Jal wants to show off her chihuahua

Can Chris wear 72 socks?

Abigail hopes the the people of 2107 are jolly well

It's dark in Tony's sister's head. Very dark

Maxxie has heard a lot about this interweb thing, and has something very exciting to show you lucky people

Michelle explains all about clothes for every occasion

"I hope you're getting on awfully well. We do not speak of grandmother's bunions."

Tony takes you on a tour of Bristol

Sid heads into final battle with the Danish warlord Wallothet

It's not just about the fresh clothes and loads of money

Cassie's therapy video. She likes things that she likes, but she loves everything

Tony's sister recorded this in his room when he was in a coma

Seasonal greetings from the Skins gang

"Black is such a slimming colour."

A very special message from Sid to Tony

Cassie posts Sid a message from Scotland

"Kenneth has an ode for Jal."

Sid visits his best mate Tony

Anwar's in love. His video diary boldly goes into detail

Chris wants to show how much he misses Angie, and cares for the Data Protection Act

Abigail sends Tony a message, and makes some rather elaborate claims

Everyone wants to be in the college musical, though nobody's quite sure what it's about. The actress Aimee-Ffion Edwards appears in a non speaking role, presumably as Sketch

This video features Michelle making a video for a dating website on behalf of her mother. Some of the traits she list this man must not have are hairy bums, commenting on breasts, weird gnome fetishes or skin tight green jeans. Michelle also states numerous times there must be no ogling of schoolgirls

The video starts at an empty Italian style restaurant, with Anwar sat at a table talking to himself, the waiter then asks him, if he would like to choose wine. Meanwhile, Sketch is outside the restaurant, planning to break-up with Anwar. As the date continues, the waiter continually interrupts, and Anwar calls Sketch his girlfriend

Sketch talks about how if she had a cock, Maxxie would love her. She shows half a picture of Anwar and half a picture of Maxxie and her plan is to make Anwar like Maxxie

Tony can't sleep. And when he does, his dreams are, well his dreams are nightmares. The kind that make you wake up screaming

Anwar posts the second of his dating video blogs, this time the lucky lady under scrutiny is Sketch

Cassie feels awkward around Chris and Jal so she tells them she has a date, when she really has no one. She even sends messages to Chris about her "date". Cassie wanders the streets alone for a few hours until she meets an old man

Monday: Maxxie meets a new love-interest: James, who is both gay and a cyclist. Maxxie seems very interested, leaving him a note on his bicycle. Sketch steals this note, later slashing Maxxie's tyres

Chris has recorded a message for Facebook for: "Lord (sounds bad), Lord God, Christ, Almighty, Jesus, you've gotta lot of names, if I were you I think I would be called Almighty," as he decides now is the right time and well "everyone is on the internet these days". Chris tells 'God' that his mum used to take him and his brother to Sunday School and he loved the stories especially "Jonno" and the Whale, who went to Ayia Napa instead of Jerusalem. Chris reflects that his 3 minutes of death was like Jonno being in the whale before being spat back out, as he forgave people

Pandora has to get a weekend job because she isn't getting enough pocket money. She is having the "Wurst" time, so Effy saves the day

You're freezing cold, you've got no money, its 10 o'clock, you call a taxi right? JJ, Cook and Freddie have a different plan

Most of the gang speak to Doug, the new head of year at roundview

We see the twins when they were nine years old dressed in Spice Girl dresses. But did they stick to their pact? And was Emily always the doormat? Only time can tell

JJ hits the streets of Bristol and posts his 'magic' diary on rateyourmagic. He wants to improve his magician skills

Naomi is hungover and she still made it to the student rally

Using Effy's webcam, Pandora sends Thomas a message

Freddie decides to hijack his sister's Sexxbomb audition tape, with consequences he probably wasn't expecting

Karen's audition for Search for a Sexx Bomb

Cookie stars in his very own campaign video smearing his opponent Naomi Campbell and making some bold claims

Katie sends a message to her footballer boyfriend, Danny Guillermo: she's dumping him, but keeping his gifts

Emily has a project: getting her neighbours to get it on

Effy sends out messages during a stop in her road trip with Cook via webcam to her brother and mum

Thomas sends his friend Moses (in the Congo) a message about the British people and their wonderful, weird ways. And a song?