J.T. and Rich are excited about going on dates, but J

With Frank and Carol out for dinner, Dana, Karen and Al are left to watch their new baby sister

Cody, J.T. and Mark suspect their new neighbor is a jewel thief

While working on the Family Helpline, J.T. and Dana mishandle a call from a troubled teen

J.T. hires an aspiring model to be the family's maid; and Carol gets overly involved in Karen's cheerleading tryouts

Tired of the kids acting "either lazy, selfish or brain-dead," Frank and Carol order them to fend for themselves

Al takes a job at a cookie store and has to work alongside the company mascot, Mr. Chips the chimpanzee

Cody's a roadie---"the coolest job in the world"---for singer Christi Rose, who asks him to become her bodyguard

Mark scores points for the guys on the "geek wall" at a dance; Dana attempts to stir interest in a feminist study group; Frank and Carol experience a day at a health spa

J.T. and Al have dollar signs in their eyes when they take Lily to audition for a commercial

Frank and Carol set up Al on a blind date with their friends' equally reticent son

J.T. receives an offer he can't refuse: the chance to go out with a gangster's daughter

To win Super Bowl tickets, Frank and J.T. dress up as cheerleaders and face off against a pair of women wrestlers named Assault and Battery

When Frank's mother and Carol can't agree on child-rearing philosophies, Frank's caught in the middle of the power struggle

Al feels compelled to check up on Matt when she learns he'll be on a ski trip with Stephanie "Love Boat" Leifer

Carol gets really ticked when Frank buys her a fake designer watch for Valentine's Day

A flirtatious girl disproves J.T.'s claim that a guy "would never trash a friendship over some stupid chick

Dana brings her boyfriend Fleming home, and he promptly psychoanalyzes Frank

J.T. decides to rely on brain power to boost his grades rather than use a cheat sheet procured by his friend Rich

Dana, Karen and Al meet a prince and his two assistants on a ski weekend, but the girls don't know which is the real royal

Dana, J.T. and Rich take career-placement tests; Frank deals with an overly eager employee

Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to Disney World, but there's some unexpected baggage---Rich and Flash

During a trip to Disney World, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction

When the local bar goes belly-up, Frank buys everything so he can turn his basement into a lounge for his guy friends